Thursday, December 6, 2007

My Number One Doctor - Season 7

At the nurse's station, Carla tells the Janitor that it's strange he uses a cowboy voice when discussing how "smitten" he is with his girlfriend Lady. Meanwhile, Turk and Cox tell J.D. about their contest to see how long each can stay in a room with a patient who has a smelly fungal infection. J.D. wonders why Cox and Turk compete so much since they're not even friends, and he learns that competition is a cardinal rule of being a man.

Cox tells everyone that he signed Sacred Heart up for, a website where patients rate their doctors. In the halls, the Janitor continues to annoy everyone by using his cowboy voice. Elliot and J.D. chat with one of Elliot's terminal patients, Shannon, who Elliot has formed a close bond with. At the same time, Cox and Turk begin a contest to get higher ratings on the website.


Shannon tells Elliot that she purposefully overdosed to try and kill herself before she gets really sick. This goes against everything Elliot stands for and she's deeply upset. In the cafeteria, Cox, Turk, and other doctors review comments left about them on the site. J.D. stops by to rub in the fact that he's rated number one.


Carla tells the Janitor that his relationship is a lie and won't be real until Lady knows the real, much nuttier, him. In a hall, Turk tells Cox that they can't lose to J.D., no matter what it takes; after all, winning is more important than friendship.


Elliot and J.D. discuss Shannon's situation, and J.D. tells her she can't let her patient kill herself. Elliot thinks she can handle that and maybe it's the right thing to do. The Janitor takes Carla's words to heart and reveals his stranger side to Lady, including his penchant for stuffing animals with other animals. Carla steps in and puts a stop to it before he totally ruins his new relationship. She advises to "dole out your crazy in little pieces."


Turk has Todd pose as J.D. to force his rating down on the website. J.D. is pissed that Turk would do this to him. When Turk asks if there's anything he can do to make it up to him, he offers to let him win at basketball while the nurses watch. Outside, Elliot says goodbye to Shannon, who thanks her for being such an amazing friend even as she heads out to follow through on her overdose plans. On a positive note, Turk comes clean about Todd and J.D. returns to being the top-rated doctor for Sacred Heart.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

My Growing Pains - Season 7

J.D. wonders what his baby is thinking when Turk asks him to shoot some hoops. Carla suggests that Turk would be better off spending some quality time with his daughter. Meanwhile, Bob mentions to a board member that he has a birthday coming up. When asked how old he'll be, Bob responds, "58." Later, J.D. and Turk hang out with their babies. Both of them miss doing goofy stuff with each other.

Turk and J.D. get the afternoon off from caring for their babies and decide to do something stupid. Cox then checks on his young patient Josh and then tells his parents that Josh has Leukemia. They tell Cox they don't want to tell him yet. By the nurses' station, Elliot announces that she's planning a party for Bob's birthday and asks for help in finding out Bob's real age.


J.D. and Turk plan to create the world's biggest black doctor and assemble some large novelty props. When J.D. shows Cox his huge clipboard, Cox calls J.D. an overgrown 32-year-old baby. Kelso also gives Turk a similar lecture, which forces J.D. to reconsider this prank. "It's probably time for us to grow up," J.D. tells his best friend. Meanwhile, the Janitor learns that Kelso is turning 65 and Cox tells Josh - behind his parent's backs - that he has Leukemia.


Turk insists he's not ready to grow up and tells J.D. that, "I'm bringing you back." The Janitor and Elliot then tell Kelso they know his real age and Kelso says it's none of their business. However, his age comes out when Elliot's party gets underway.


J.D. and Cox sit down with Carla and Turk. They hash out the notion of "growing up" versus changing who you are and also talk about telling Josh about his disease. Carla thinks Cox took his childhood away by telling him. Carla insists it's important for everyone to hang onto the "kid inside." J.D. realizes that Turk is right and gets into the giant black surgeon costume. Things are not as fun in Bob's office where a board member tells him that he will be forced to retire because of his age.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

My Identity - Season 7

Carla and Turk are about to get it on in a patient's room when J.D. shows up to take Turk away on a nationwide water-park tour. When Elliot arrives to kill Carla, Carla awakes from this terrible nightmare, upset that she's been dreaming in English. Meanwhile, Jordan tells Cox that she's taking their kids to her mom's for the weekend and he's thrilled to have some time alone.

As Turk gets ready to leave for work, he worries that Carla is only speaking Spanish to Izzy; she assures him that she speaks English as well. At the hospital, Cox arranges for Jordan's car to arrive early, but she claims that he'll miss her more than she misses him.


With Cox alone for the weekend, J.D. fantasizes that they'll perform the famous "Old Time Rock n' Roll" moment from the movie "Risky Business." J.D. then catches Turk and Carla arguing about raising their baby as both African and Latina - Carla is concerned Izzy won't know her Latin heritage.


A new nurse named Shirley joins the team. Since she looks exactly like the dearly departed Laverne, J.D. nicknames her "Laverne-again," which she hates. The Janitor asks J.D. if he knows anyone's real name and J.D. is forced to reveal that he only knows people he works with by nicknames. At the end of the day, Cox returns home and is upset to learn that Jordan is staying at her mom's for an entire week.


J.D. admits to the Janitor that he's in the wrong for not knowing everyone's name and bets that by the end of the day, he will learn all 310 names. If J.D. wins, the Janitor will do his own job for a day; if he loses, J.D. will do the Janitor's job for a day.


Cox is disappointed that Turk doesn't need his help; in fact, no one seems to need his help. J.D. overhears this and soon Cox is using flash cards to help J.D. learn all the staff names. Elliot catches them and tries to get Cox to admit he doesn't like being alone. This theory seems to be true, considering that Cox is at work on his day off. Cox reluctantly says he feels like he's losing track of his identity.


Carla tells Turk that she feels she's losing connection with her Latina heritage. Turk assures her that she's not losing her identity and will always be "a Latina with an upside-down exclamation point." J.D. and the Janitor then go through photos of all the Sacred Heart staff members and J.D. nails the test... all except for the Janitor's name, making J.D. the loser. Meanwhile, Cox messages Jordan and admits that he misses her, while Carla has her first great dream - in Spanish - in a long time.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

My Inconvenient Truth - Season 7

J.D. tells Turk that Kim and Sam moved forty minutes away because Kim took a job at another hospital. To make things even worse for J.D., his brother Dan shows up. Outside, a bicycling Ted yells at the Janitor for driving a gas-guzzler. Ted makes the Janitor watch "An Inconvenient Truth," which proves to be an eye-opening experience.

The Janitor volunteers to be Sacred Heart's environmental officer. J.D. is happy that Dan is there because it makes him seem like less of a loser... until Dan reveals that he's now flipping houses and just bought his first home.


The Janitor pounds a carpool sign into the parking lot and gives Kelso a citation for parking in that spot without another passenger in his car. Dan tries to cheer up J.D. by presenting him with a new car. J.D. is humiliated and tries to smash out the window, adding, "You're supposed to be the loser, not me." Dan tells J.D. that he needs to grow up.


Elliot gives results to a patient named Robin who passed out at work: she's a malnourished vegetarian who needs to gain some weight. Cox comes in and carries Elliot away to prove that she's being hypocritical with her patient since she's also underweight.


J.D. decides not to speak with his brother, which prompts Dan to become the "constant questioner," a character who does nothing but pester J.D. with silly questions. Elliot visits her patient and tells her that they'll both gain a few pounds together as the Janitor berates Carla for not being green.


J.D. asks Elliot and Cox if he needs to grow up. Cox lays into J.D., but J.D. doesn't like what he hears so he goes to Turk, who is using face paint to decorate himself as Harry Potter and as a basketball. Ultimately, Turk tells J.D. that he "definitely" needs to grow up. And when Ted catches the Janitor not recycling a can, he gives him a harsh lecture. Carla tells Elliot and the Janitor that they need to forgive themselves for being human.


J.D. asks Dan if he wants to visit Kim and meet his son. They get in the car and J.D. tells Dan that he's happy for him. At the hospital, Elliot, Kelso, and others own up to their mistakes while J.D. takes care of his son at Kim's place.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

My Hard Labor - Season 7

J.D. has spent the past several mornings the same way: he tells Kim she's amazing and says, "I love you" to the baby but doesn't say, "I love you" to Kim." At the hospital, a patient refuses to have interns treat him; Dr. Cox steps in and tells his interns to do their job. Later, Carla comes home and gives Turk's videogame system to J.D. because it's distracting Turk from their baby.

Kim goes into labor and J.D. meets her at the hospital where he volunteers to serve as her anesthesiologist. Meanwhile, Turk tries to find someone to finish his videogame with and learns that Dr. Kelso is living in the hospital after being kicked out of his house. The Janitor stops by and offers to play with Turk.


Kim asks J.D. how he fells about "us." He's temporarily saved when Dr. Cox comes in with his daughter looking for the pediatrician to give her a needed shot - he doesn't want to do it himself because he doesn't want his daughter associating him with pain. When Cox leaves, Kim says "I love you" to J.D., and he responds with, "cool."


Cox refuses to let the interns give his daughter the shot. In another room, the Janitor plays the videogame with Turk, pausing to say a few words for a slain space goblin. In Kim's room, she continues to hammer J.D. about the "love" issue, and he says he hopes to fall in love with her someday. She flips out and realizes that they are done as a couple.


Kim kicks J.D. out of the room and calls Elliot for support. In the break room, the Janitor gives up on the game and Carla takes his place, admitting she got addicted to the game when their daughter was sick. In the hall, Cox finds an upset J.D. and asks him to give his daughter a shot.


Cox counsels J.D. on being a good parent even if he and Kim aren't together. J.D. realizes that parenting is about sacrifice and runs into the room to watch his child being born. Dr. Cox relents and lets the interns give his daughter her shot. Meanwhile, Kim gives birth and J.D. holds his son for the first time.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

My Own Worst Enemy - Season 7

J.D. and Elliot find themselves lying next to each other, about to kiss. They close their eyes, but when J.D. makes his move, he opens them to find that Elliot is standing on the other side of the room - they can't do this. However, Elliot tells Turk and Carla that she doesn't want to marry Keith.

Elliot finally works up the courage to tell Keith that the wedding is off, as the entire Sacred Heart gang watches from second-story windows. That night, J.D. returns home to Kim, happy that he didn't screw things up with her.


At work the next day, Elliot has a hard time dealing with Keith's anger toward her and decides to talk to him about it. Meanwhile, Turk tells J.D. that he doesn't have real feelings for Kim and their relationship is a sham built on the fact that she' pregnant. J.D. disagrees and says that when Turk sweats, he smells like eggs.


Cox diagnoses patient Joe with Lyme disease and there's a sparkle of friendship between them. As Turk drinks water and pours sweat, Cox admits that, "I think I like him." Kelso walks by and wonders what smells like eggs as Turk consults Cox on patient/doctor relationships.


Elliot has her talk with Keith while he's packing up his stuff in her house. She tries to make him laugh, but he only gets angrier. At the hospital, J.D. tells Cox that he always sabotages himself when it comes to women. They're interrupted by "Fun Size," who tells Cox that she couldn't find a tick bite on Joe.


Turk can't figure out what's wrong with Joe, but he knows one thing for sure: he really likes Joe and thinks that he has a "magical quality" about him. Both Turk and Cox are sad when Kelso tells them it's time to check Joe out of the hospital. However, Turk and Cox smuggle Joe into dermatology instead.


When Kelso finds out that Turk and Cox haven't released Joe, he goes himself to tell Joe to get out. But when Kelso gets a look at Joe's disarming smile, he too gets the Joe bug. Kelso sits down with Turk and Cox to figure out what's wrong with lovable Joe.


J.D. is proud of going an entire day without sabotaging himself... until he falsely accuses the janitor of having a make-believe girlfriend named "Lady," which actually turns out to be true! That afternoon, Carla tells Elliot and J.D. to give themselves a break... they're only human.


For the second time, Elliot breaks up with Keith as J.D. gets a call from Kim and realizes that he doesn't miss her; he's only with her because he got her pregnant. But J.D. will stay with her till the very end, whether he loves her or not.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

My Rabbit/My Point Of No Return - Season 6

Original Air Date: May 17, 2007
J.D. (Zach Braff) invites mother-to-be Kim (guest star Elizabeth Banks) to move in with him so that they can raise their child together. Elsewhere, Carla (Judy Reyes) helps Elliot (Sarah Chalke) plan her upcoming wedding, while the Janitor (Neil Flynn) and the "Brain Trust" vow to make Keith (Travis Schuldt) the perfect husband-to-be. However, it doesn't seem meant to be when at the baptism for Dr. Cox's (John C. McGinley) daughter, J.D. and Elliot begin to contemplate the paths they have chosen and question whether or not they were the ones that were meant for each other all along. Elsewhere, Turk (Donald Faison) learns that life changes when you become a father. Ken Jenkins also stars.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

My Conventional Wisdom - Season 6

Original Air Date: May 10, 2007
As Elliot (Sarah Chalke) begins to plan her wedding with Keith (Travis Schuldt), J.D. (Zach Braff) continues to question his true feelings for her. In an attempt to ease his best friend's mind, Turk (Donald Faison) takes him to a surgeon's convention in Phoenix, but the plan backfires when J.D. runs into his ex-girlfriend Kim (guest star Elizabeth Banks) and comes face to face with the unexpected. Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) and his cronies party it up at the convention, while unbeknown to him the Janitor (Neil Flynn) takes on the role of Chief of Medicine back at Sacred Heart. John C. McGinley and Judy Reyes also stars.

Thursday, May 3, 2007

My Cold Shower - Season 6

Original Air Date: May 3, 2007
When Elliot's (Sarah Chalke) engagement ring doesn't fit, Keith (Travis Schuldt) agrees to a "redo" allowing her to plan the engagement for him. Elliot gathers Carla (Judy Reyes), Jordan (Christa Miller), and her sorority sister Melody (guest star Keri Russell) to help plan the "surprise." Meanwhile, the men of Sacred Heart are suffering from too much talk and not enough action as J.D. (Zach Braff) continually gets shot down by Melody. Elsewhere, Turk (Donald Faison) and Carla have not been intimate since their baby was born and Dr. Kelso's (Ken Jenkins) internet is down, resulting in a lot of cold showers. In the end, J.D. realizes that he might still have feelings for Elliot. John C. McGinley and Neil Flynn also star.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

My Turf War - Season 6

Original Air Date: April 26, 2007
J.D. (Zach Braff) feels a little left out when Eliot's (Sarah Chalke) wild sorority sister, Melody (Keri Russell) comes to town. Not able to deal with being the third wheel he turns the girls against each other in the hopes that he will once again be Elliot's priority friend and, if he's lucky, that he might get to "mash" it with Melody. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) and Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) go head to head when they disagree over whether or not surgery is needed for a patient who requested it. Elsewhere, Carla (Judy Reyes) discovers an unlikely ghost haunting pediatrics in an attempt to keep it clean. In the end, one of Sacred Heart's own will be considering a marriage proposal. Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Their Story - Season 6

Original Air Date: April 19, 2007
In a unique twist, J.D. (Zach Braff) turns his narrating duties over to Ted (Sam Lloyd), Todd (Robert Maschio), and Jordan (Christa Miller). Ted juggles fantasies in which he has a full head of hair and a reality where he is helping the nursing staff fight for a raise. Todd meets his future son and helps Turk (Donald Faison) preserve his reputation. Jordan puts aside her knack for causing misery to help Elliot (Sarah Chalke) and Keith's (Travis Schuldt) relationship. Judy Reyes, John C. McGinley, Ken Jenkins, and Neil Flynn also star.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

My Words Of Wisdom - Season 6

Original Air Date: April 12, 2007
After saying goodbye to Nurse Roberts (Aloma Wright), the Sacred Heart staff institutes some of her lessons into their lives. Though Carla (Judy Reyes) thinks they've all forgotten, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) takes time to reflect on his purpose. Meanwhile, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) opens her heart to Keith (Travis Schuldt) and J.D. (Zach Braff) and Turk (Donald Faison) learn compassion. Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.

Thursday, April 5, 2007

My Long Goodbye - Season 6

Original Air Date: April 5, 2007
When Nurse Roberts' (Aloma Wright) condition worsens, the staff deals with the possibility of her passing in their own unique way. Elliot (Sarah Chalke) and Keith (Travis Schuldt) stay busy in the bedroom, while J.D. (Zach Braff) and Turk (Donald Faison) resort to childish mischief and Carla (Judy Reyes) finds comfort from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) and Jordan (Christa Miller) are welcoming a new life into the world and an enamored J.D. lobbies to be named the baby's Godfather. Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

My No Good Reason - Season 6

Original Air Date: March 22, 2007
J.D. (Zach Braff) and Turk (Donald Faison) try to forget that the Turk's new nanny is smoking hot, but when the pair holds a public screening of the footage from the nanny cam, Carla (Judy Reyes) soon catches on. Elsewhere, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) and the Janitor (Neil Flynn) team up to cheer up a dying patient, but their actions cause Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) to feel undermined. Meanwhile, Nurse Roberts (Aloma Wright) and Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) debate whether or not "everything happens for a reason," but when a tragedy falls upon one of the Sacred Heart staff it's hard to continue the argument.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

My Scrubs - Season 6

Original Air Date: March 15, 2007
Unbeknown to Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins), J.D. (Zach Braff) and Turk (Donald Faison) try to beat the system to treat the Chief's uninsured friend. Elsewhere, the Janitor (Neil Flynn) blackmails Carla (Judy Reyes) with a case of mistaken dog identity. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) tries to convince Elliot (Sarah Chalke) that a reformed drug addict isn't quite clean. All the while the entire staff is condemned to wearing dirt brown scrubs when Dr. Kelso suspects a clothing thief in their midst.

Thursday, March 8, 2007

My Fishbowl - Season 6

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Original Air Date: March 8, 2007
The day has come for Private Brian Dancer (Michael Weston) to be released from Sacred Heart, but when the military informs him that his injuries are too severe to return to service, he spirals into a state of depression. Elliot (Sarah Chalke), J.D. (Zach Braff), and Turk (Donald Faison) rally around him to boost his spirit. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) informs Carla (Judy Reyes) that her jokes are just not funny. Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.

Thursday, March 1, 2007

My Night To Remember - Season 6

Original Air Date: March 1, 2007
While helping a patient regain his memory, the staff at Sacred Heart stir up some memories of their own. J.D. (Zach Braff), Elliot (Sarah Chalke), Turk (Donald Faison), Carla (Judy Reyes), Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley), Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins), and Janitor (Neil Flynn) take a trip down memory lane in this unique look back on six years of Scrubs.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

My Therapeutic Month - Season 6

Original Air Date: February 22, 2007
J.D. (Zach Braff) falls for a sexy new Physical Therapist, but because of his unfortunate circumstances he finds it difficult to ask her out. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) breaks his arm and Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) sends him back to residency where, with the help of Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley), he realizes that he knows less about actual medicine than he thought he did. Elsewhere, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) invites Keith (Travis Schudlt) to move in with her, but isn't quite ready to compromise her house rules. All the while Carla (Judy Reyes) provides each of the doctors with guidance while they get over their fear, ignorance, and stubbornness. Neil Flynn also stars; and Michael Weston ("The Last Kiss") guest stars.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

My Perspective - Season 6

Original Air Date: February 15, 2007
When J.D. (Zach Braff) develops vasovagal syncope - a condition which results in fainting or blackouts - he finds himself not only having to deal with losing his girlfriend and his apartment, but also his consciousness. Elliot (Sarah Chalke) and Turk (Donald Faison) debate over whose turn it is to take care of the always down on his luck resident, while Carla (Judy Reyes) tries out her new excuse "I have a baby." Elsewhere, the Janitor (Neil Flynn) embarks on a cruise vacation...or does he? John C. McGinley and Ken Jenkins also star; and Michael Weston ("The Last Kiss") guest stars.

Thursday, February 8, 2007

My Road To Nowhere - Season 6

Original Air Date: February 8, 2007
Turk (Donald Faison) convinces J.D. (Zach Braff) that he needs to go to Tacoma for Kim's (Elizabeth Banks) first ultra sound, which results in an impromptu road trip for the Sacred Heart crew. After commandeering Dr. Kelso's (Ken Jenkins) new RV, Elliot (Sarah Chalke), Carla (Judy Reyes), Keith (Travis Schuldt), Ted (Sam Lloyd), and the Janitor (Neil Flynn) join J.D. on his journey. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) and Jordan (Christa Miller) face some concern when her ultrasound reveals that their unborn child will need to have surgery.

Thursday, February 1, 2007

His Story IV - Season 6

Original Air Date: February 1, 2007
While the staff questions Dr. Kelso's (Ken Jenkins) commitment to the hospital the viewers begin to see the world from his point of view. But when he befriends a patient, Private Brian Dancer (Michael Weston), the war stories he brings back from Iraq remind Dr. Kelso of what it means to be a good leader. Meanwhile, Dancer's presence in the hospital causes a heated political debate amongst the staffers, dividing them down party lines and while everyone is fighting, the patient's well-being is being neglected. Elsewhere, J.D. (Zach Braff) is in search of a new apartment and feels out of the loop when politics become the topic of the day at Sacred Heart. Sarah Chalke, Donald Faison, Judy Reyes, John C. McGinley, and Neil Flynn also star.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

My Musical - Season 6

Original Air Date: January 18, 2007
Sacred Heart is turned into a full scale Broadway stage when Patti (guest star Stephanie D'Abruzzo) checks in complaining of hearing incessant music. While trying to determine the cause of this strange complaint the residents of Sacred Heart star in their own musical.

Carla (Judy Reyes) and Turk (Donald Faison) tango over her decision to be a stay at home mom or to return to work.


Elliot struggles with telling J.D. (Zach Braff) that she doesn't want to be roommates with him anymore -- both girls hope that the boy's "Guy Love" will help them through the rough patch.


All the while the staff wonders if life would be happier if everyone was in constant harmony. John C. McGinley, Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

My Friend With Money - Season 6

Original Air Date: January 11, 2007
Elliot (Sarah Chalke) enjoys pimping out the apartment with the extra money from her new private practice gig and J.D. (Zach Braff) is enjoying the spoils, but when his jealousy surfaces he loses his new 60-inch plasma TV privileges. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley), in an attempt to hide from Jordan (Christa Miller), bunks with the Janitor (Neil Flynn) in one of the hospital's luxury suits - but the happy roommates soon turn on one another and their rivalry escalates until only Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) can save them. Meanwhile, Carla (Judy Reyes) is still struggling to admit that she may have postpartum depression and Turk (Donald Faison) encourages her to seek help.

Thursday, January 4, 2007

My House - Season 6

Original Air Date: January 4, 2007
Dr.Cox (John C. McGinley) channels TV doctor 'House' to solve three mysteries including; why a man's skin is inexplicably orange, why a young woman with no coronary issues has a failing heart, and why Elliot (Sarah Chalke) is taking her anger towards Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) out on Turk (Donald Faison).

But the doctor may be missing the biggest clue of all when Carla (Judy Reyes) begins to show signs of postpartum depression.


Meanwhile, J.D. (Zach Braff) tries to be the 'best boyfriend ever' so that Kim (Elizabeth Banks) won't take the job in St. Louis. Neil Flynn also stars.