My Identity - Season 7

Carla and Turk are about to get it on in a patient's room when J.D. shows up to take Turk away on a nationwide water-park tour. When Elliot arrives to kill Carla, Carla awakes from this terrible nightmare, upset that she's been dreaming in English. Meanwhile, Jordan tells Cox that she's taking their kids to her mom's for the weekend and he's thrilled to have some time alone.
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As Turk gets ready to leave for work, he worries that Carla is only speaking Spanish to Izzy; she assures him that she speaks English as well. At the hospital, Cox arranges for Jordan's car to arrive early, but she claims that he'll miss her more than she misses him.

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With Cox alone for the weekend, J.D. fantasizes that they'll perform the famous "Old Time Rock n' Roll" moment from the movie "Risky Business." J.D. then catches Turk and Carla arguing about raising their baby as both African and Latina - Carla is concerned Izzy won't know her Latin heritage.

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A new nurse named Shirley joins the team. Since she looks exactly like the dearly departed Laverne, J.D. nicknames her "Laverne-again," which she hates. The Janitor asks J.D. if he knows anyone's real name and J.D. is forced to reveal that he only knows people he works with by nicknames. At the end of the day, Cox returns home and is upset to learn that Jordan is staying at her mom's for an entire week.

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J.D. admits to the Janitor that he's in the wrong for not knowing everyone's name and bets that by the end of the day, he will learn all 310 names. If J.D. wins, the Janitor will do his own job for a day; if he loses, J.D. will do the Janitor's job for a day.

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Cox is disappointed that Turk doesn't need his help; in fact, no one seems to need his help. J.D. overhears this and soon Cox is using flash cards to help J.D. learn all the staff names. Elliot catches them and tries to get Cox to admit he doesn't like being alone. This theory seems to be true, considering that Cox is at work on his day off. Cox reluctantly says he feels like he's losing track of his identity.

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Carla tells Turk that she feels she's losing connection with her Latina heritage. Turk assures her that she's not losing her identity and will always be "a Latina with an upside-down exclamation point." J.D. and the Janitor then go through photos of all the Sacred Heart staff members and J.D. nails the test... all except for the Janitor's name, making J.D. the loser. Meanwhile, Cox messages Jordan and admits that he misses her, while Carla has her first great dream - in Spanish - in a long time.

My Inconvenient Truth - Season 7

J.D. tells Turk that Kim and Sam moved forty minutes away because Kim took a job at another hospital. To make things even worse for J.D., his brother Dan shows up. Outside, a bicycling Ted yells at the Janitor for driving a gas-guzzler. Ted makes the Janitor watch "An Inconvenient Truth," which proves to be an eye-opening experience.
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The Janitor volunteers to be Sacred Heart's environmental officer. J.D. is happy that Dan is there because it makes him seem like less of a loser... until Dan reveals that he's now flipping houses and just bought his first home.

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The Janitor pounds a carpool sign into the parking lot and gives Kelso a citation for parking in that spot without another passenger in his car. Dan tries to cheer up J.D. by presenting him with a new car. J.D. is humiliated and tries to smash out the window, adding, "You're supposed to be the loser, not me." Dan tells J.D. that he needs to grow up.

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Elliot gives results to a patient named Robin who passed out at work: she's a malnourished vegetarian who needs to gain some weight. Cox comes in and carries Elliot away to prove that she's being hypocritical with her patient since she's also underweight.

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J.D. decides not to speak with his brother, which prompts Dan to become the "constant questioner," a character who does nothing but pester J.D. with silly questions. Elliot visits her patient and tells her that they'll both gain a few pounds together as the Janitor berates Carla for not being green.

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J.D. asks Elliot and Cox if he needs to grow up. Cox lays into J.D., but J.D. doesn't like what he hears so he goes to Turk, who is using face paint to decorate himself as Harry Potter and as a basketball. Ultimately, Turk tells J.D. that he "definitely" needs to grow up. And when Ted catches the Janitor not recycling a can, he gives him a harsh lecture. Carla tells Elliot and the Janitor that they need to forgive themselves for being human.

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J.D. asks Dan if he wants to visit Kim and meet his son. They get in the car and J.D. tells Dan that he's happy for him. At the hospital, Elliot, Kelso, and others own up to their mistakes while J.D. takes care of his son at Kim's place.

My Hard Labor - Season 7

J.D. has spent the past several mornings the same way: he tells Kim she's amazing and says, "I love you" to the baby but doesn't say, "I love you" to Kim." At the hospital, a patient refuses to have interns treat him; Dr. Cox steps in and tells his interns to do their job. Later, Carla comes home and gives Turk's videogame system to J.D. because it's distracting Turk from their baby.
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Kim goes into labor and J.D. meets her at the hospital where he volunteers to serve as her anesthesiologist. Meanwhile, Turk tries to find someone to finish his videogame with and learns that Dr. Kelso is living in the hospital after being kicked out of his house. The Janitor stops by and offers to play with Turk.

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Kim asks J.D. how he fells about "us." He's temporarily saved when Dr. Cox comes in with his daughter looking for the pediatrician to give her a needed shot - he doesn't want to do it himself because he doesn't want his daughter associating him with pain. When Cox leaves, Kim says "I love you" to J.D., and he responds with, "cool."

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Cox refuses to let the interns give his daughter the shot. In another room, the Janitor plays the videogame with Turk, pausing to say a few words for a slain space goblin. In Kim's room, she continues to hammer J.D. about the "love" issue, and he says he hopes to fall in love with her someday. She flips out and realizes that they are done as a couple.

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Kim kicks J.D. out of the room and calls Elliot for support. In the break room, the Janitor gives up on the game and Carla takes his place, admitting she got addicted to the game when their daughter was sick. In the hall, Cox finds an upset J.D. and asks him to give his daughter a shot.

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Cox counsels J.D. on being a good parent even if he and Kim aren't together. J.D. realizes that parenting is about sacrifice and runs into the room to watch his child being born. Dr. Cox relents and lets the interns give his daughter her shot. Meanwhile, Kim gives birth and J.D. holds his son for the first time.

My Own Worst Enemy - Season 7

J.D. and Elliot find themselves lying next to each other, about to kiss. They close their eyes, but when J.D. makes his move, he opens them to find that Elliot is standing on the other side of the room - they can't do this. However, Elliot tells Turk and Carla that she doesn't want to marry Keith.
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Elliot finally works up the courage to tell Keith that the wedding is off, as the entire Sacred Heart gang watches from second-story windows. That night, J.D. returns home to Kim, happy that he didn't screw things up with her.

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At work the next day, Elliot has a hard time dealing with Keith's anger toward her and decides to talk to him about it. Meanwhile, Turk tells J.D. that he doesn't have real feelings for Kim and their relationship is a sham built on the fact that she' pregnant. J.D. disagrees and says that when Turk sweats, he smells like eggs.

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Cox diagnoses patient Joe with Lyme disease and there's a sparkle of friendship between them. As Turk drinks water and pours sweat, Cox admits that, "I think I like him." Kelso walks by and wonders what smells like eggs as Turk consults Cox on patient/doctor relationships.

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Elliot has her talk with Keith while he's packing up his stuff in her house. She tries to make him laugh, but he only gets angrier. At the hospital, J.D. tells Cox that he always sabotages himself when it comes to women. They're interrupted by "Fun Size," who tells Cox that she couldn't find a tick bite on Joe.

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Turk can't figure out what's wrong with Joe, but he knows one thing for sure: he really likes Joe and thinks that he has a "magical quality" about him. Both Turk and Cox are sad when Kelso tells them it's time to check Joe out of the hospital. However, Turk and Cox smuggle Joe into dermatology instead.

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When Kelso finds out that Turk and Cox haven't released Joe, he goes himself to tell Joe to get out. But when Kelso gets a look at Joe's disarming smile, he too gets the Joe bug. Kelso sits down with Turk and Cox to figure out what's wrong with lovable Joe.

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J.D. is proud of going an entire day without sabotaging himself... until he falsely accuses the janitor of having a make-believe girlfriend named "Lady," which actually turns out to be true! That afternoon, Carla tells Elliot and J.D. to give themselves a break... they're only human.

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For the second time, Elliot breaks up with Keith as J.D. gets a call from Kim and realizes that he doesn't miss her; he's only with her because he got her pregnant. But J.D. will stay with her till the very end, whether he loves her or not.

My Rabbit/My Point Of No Return - Season 6

Original Air Date: May 17, 2007
J.D. (Zach Braff) invites mother-to-be Kim (guest star Elizabeth Banks) to move in with him so that they can raise their child together. Elsewhere, Carla (Judy Reyes) helps Elliot (Sarah Chalke) plan her upcoming wedding, while the Janitor (Neil Flynn) and the "Brain Trust" vow to make Keith (Travis Schuldt) the perfect husband-to-be. However, it doesn't seem meant to be when at the baptism for Dr. Cox's (John C. McGinley) daughter, J.D. and Elliot begin to contemplate the paths they have chosen and question whether or not they were the ones that were meant for each other all along. Elsewhere, Turk (Donald Faison) learns that life changes when you become a father. Ken Jenkins also stars.

My Conventional Wisdom - Season 6

Original Air Date: May 10, 2007
As Elliot (Sarah Chalke) begins to plan her wedding with Keith (Travis Schuldt), J.D. (Zach Braff) continues to question his true feelings for her. In an attempt to ease his best friend's mind, Turk (Donald Faison) takes him to a surgeon's convention in Phoenix, but the plan backfires when J.D. runs into his ex-girlfriend Kim (guest star Elizabeth Banks) and comes face to face with the unexpected. Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) and his cronies party it up at the convention, while unbeknown to him the Janitor (Neil Flynn) takes on the role of Chief of Medicine back at Sacred Heart. John C. McGinley and Judy Reyes also stars.

My Cold Shower - Season 6

Original Air Date: May 3, 2007
When Elliot's (Sarah Chalke) engagement ring doesn't fit, Keith (Travis Schuldt) agrees to a "redo" allowing her to plan the engagement for him. Elliot gathers Carla (Judy Reyes), Jordan (Christa Miller), and her sorority sister Melody (guest star Keri Russell) to help plan the "surprise." Meanwhile, the men of Sacred Heart are suffering from too much talk and not enough action as J.D. (Zach Braff) continually gets shot down by Melody. Elsewhere, Turk (Donald Faison) and Carla have not been intimate since their baby was born and Dr. Kelso's (Ken Jenkins) internet is down, resulting in a lot of cold showers. In the end, J.D. realizes that he might still have feelings for Elliot. John C. McGinley and Neil Flynn also star.

My Turf War - Season 6

Original Air Date: April 26, 2007
J.D. (Zach Braff) feels a little left out when Eliot's (Sarah Chalke) wild sorority sister, Melody (Keri Russell) comes to town. Not able to deal with being the third wheel he turns the girls against each other in the hopes that he will once again be Elliot's priority friend and, if he's lucky, that he might get to "mash" it with Melody. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) and Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) go head to head when they disagree over whether or not surgery is needed for a patient who requested it. Elsewhere, Carla (Judy Reyes) discovers an unlikely ghost haunting pediatrics in an attempt to keep it clean. In the end, one of Sacred Heart's own will be considering a marriage proposal. Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.

Their Story - Season 6

Original Air Date: April 19, 2007
In a unique twist, J.D. (Zach Braff) turns his narrating duties over to Ted (Sam Lloyd), Todd (Robert Maschio), and Jordan (Christa Miller). Ted juggles fantasies in which he has a full head of hair and a reality where he is helping the nursing staff fight for a raise. Todd meets his future son and helps Turk (Donald Faison) preserve his reputation. Jordan puts aside her knack for causing misery to help Elliot (Sarah Chalke) and Keith's (Travis Schuldt) relationship. Judy Reyes, John C. McGinley, Ken Jenkins, and Neil Flynn also star.

My Words Of Wisdom - Season 6

Original Air Date: April 12, 2007
After saying goodbye to Nurse Roberts (Aloma Wright), the Sacred Heart staff institutes some of her lessons into their lives. Though Carla (Judy Reyes) thinks they've all forgotten, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) takes time to reflect on his purpose. Meanwhile, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) opens her heart to Keith (Travis Schuldt) and J.D. (Zach Braff) and Turk (Donald Faison) learn compassion. Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.

My Long Goodbye - Season 6

Original Air Date: April 5, 2007
When Nurse Roberts' (Aloma Wright) condition worsens, the staff deals with the possibility of her passing in their own unique way. Elliot (Sarah Chalke) and Keith (Travis Schuldt) stay busy in the bedroom, while J.D. (Zach Braff) and Turk (Donald Faison) resort to childish mischief and Carla (Judy Reyes) finds comfort from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) and Jordan (Christa Miller) are welcoming a new life into the world and an enamored J.D. lobbies to be named the baby's Godfather. Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.

My No Good Reason - Season 6

Original Air Date: March 22, 2007
J.D. (Zach Braff) and Turk (Donald Faison) try to forget that the Turk's new nanny is smoking hot, but when the pair holds a public screening of the footage from the nanny cam, Carla (Judy Reyes) soon catches on. Elsewhere, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) and the Janitor (Neil Flynn) team up to cheer up a dying patient, but their actions cause Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) to feel undermined. Meanwhile, Nurse Roberts (Aloma Wright) and Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) debate whether or not "everything happens for a reason," but when a tragedy falls upon one of the Sacred Heart staff it's hard to continue the argument.

My Scrubs - Season 6

Original Air Date: March 15, 2007
Unbeknown to Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins), J.D. (Zach Braff) and Turk (Donald Faison) try to beat the system to treat the Chief's uninsured friend. Elsewhere, the Janitor (Neil Flynn) blackmails Carla (Judy Reyes) with a case of mistaken dog identity. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) tries to convince Elliot (Sarah Chalke) that a reformed drug addict isn't quite clean. All the while the entire staff is condemned to wearing dirt brown scrubs when Dr. Kelso suspects a clothing thief in their midst.

My Fishbowl - Season 6

Title: My Fishbowl - Season 6
Label: 611 - My Fishbowl
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Original Air Date: March 8, 2007
The day has come for Private Brian Dancer (Michael Weston) to be released from Sacred Heart, but when the military informs him that his injuries are too severe to return to service, he spirals into a state of depression. Elliot (Sarah Chalke), J.D. (Zach Braff), and Turk (Donald Faison) rally around him to boost his spirit. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) informs Carla (Judy Reyes) that her jokes are just not funny. Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.

My Night To Remember - Season 6

Original Air Date: March 1, 2007
While helping a patient regain his memory, the staff at Sacred Heart stir up some memories of their own. J.D. (Zach Braff), Elliot (Sarah Chalke), Turk (Donald Faison), Carla (Judy Reyes), Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley), Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins), and Janitor (Neil Flynn) take a trip down memory lane in this unique look back on six years of Scrubs.

My Therapeutic Month - Season 6

Original Air Date: February 22, 2007
J.D. (Zach Braff) falls for a sexy new Physical Therapist, but because of his unfortunate circumstances he finds it difficult to ask her out. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) breaks his arm and Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) sends him back to residency where, with the help of Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley), he realizes that he knows less about actual medicine than he thought he did. Elsewhere, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) invites Keith (Travis Schudlt) to move in with her, but isn't quite ready to compromise her house rules. All the while Carla (Judy Reyes) provides each of the doctors with guidance while they get over their fear, ignorance, and stubbornness. Neil Flynn also stars; and Michael Weston ("The Last Kiss") guest stars.

My Perspective - Season 6

Original Air Date: February 15, 2007
When J.D. (Zach Braff) develops vasovagal syncope - a condition which results in fainting or blackouts - he finds himself not only having to deal with losing his girlfriend and his apartment, but also his consciousness. Elliot (Sarah Chalke) and Turk (Donald Faison) debate over whose turn it is to take care of the always down on his luck resident, while Carla (Judy Reyes) tries out her new excuse "I have a baby." Elsewhere, the Janitor (Neil Flynn) embarks on a cruise vacation...or does he? John C. McGinley and Ken Jenkins also star; and Michael Weston ("The Last Kiss") guest stars.

My Road To Nowhere - Season 6

Original Air Date: February 8, 2007
Turk (Donald Faison) convinces J.D. (Zach Braff) that he needs to go to Tacoma for Kim's (Elizabeth Banks) first ultra sound, which results in an impromptu road trip for the Sacred Heart crew. After commandeering Dr. Kelso's (Ken Jenkins) new RV, Elliot (Sarah Chalke), Carla (Judy Reyes), Keith (Travis Schuldt), Ted (Sam Lloyd), and the Janitor (Neil Flynn) join J.D. on his journey. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) and Jordan (Christa Miller) face some concern when her ultrasound reveals that their unborn child will need to have surgery.

His Story IV - Season 6

Original Air Date: February 1, 2007
While the staff questions Dr. Kelso's (Ken Jenkins) commitment to the hospital the viewers begin to see the world from his point of view. But when he befriends a patient, Private Brian Dancer (Michael Weston), the war stories he brings back from Iraq remind Dr. Kelso of what it means to be a good leader. Meanwhile, Dancer's presence in the hospital causes a heated political debate amongst the staffers, dividing them down party lines and while everyone is fighting, the patient's well-being is being neglected. Elsewhere, J.D. (Zach Braff) is in search of a new apartment and feels out of the loop when politics become the topic of the day at Sacred Heart. Sarah Chalke, Donald Faison, Judy Reyes, John C. McGinley, and Neil Flynn also star.

My Musical - Season 6

Original Air Date: January 18, 2007
Sacred Heart is turned into a full scale Broadway stage when Patti (guest star Stephanie D'Abruzzo) checks in complaining of hearing incessant music. While trying to determine the cause of this strange complaint the residents of Sacred Heart star in their own musical.
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Carla (Judy Reyes) and Turk (Donald Faison) tango over her decision to be a stay at home mom or to return to work.

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Elliot struggles with telling J.D. (Zach Braff) that she doesn't want to be roommates with him anymore -- both girls hope that the boy's "Guy Love" will help them through the rough patch.

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All the while the staff wonders if life would be happier if everyone was in constant harmony. John C. McGinley, Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.

My Friend With Money - Season 6

Original Air Date: January 11, 2007
Elliot (Sarah Chalke) enjoys pimping out the apartment with the extra money from her new private practice gig and J.D. (Zach Braff) is enjoying the spoils, but when his jealousy surfaces he loses his new 60-inch plasma TV privileges. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley), in an attempt to hide from Jordan (Christa Miller), bunks with the Janitor (Neil Flynn) in one of the hospital's luxury suits - but the happy roommates soon turn on one another and their rivalry escalates until only Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) can save them. Meanwhile, Carla (Judy Reyes) is still struggling to admit that she may have postpartum depression and Turk (Donald Faison) encourages her to seek help.

My House - Season 6

Original Air Date: January 4, 2007
Dr.Cox (John C. McGinley) channels TV doctor 'House' to solve three mysteries including; why a man's skin is inexplicably orange, why a young woman with no coronary issues has a failing heart, and why Elliot (Sarah Chalke) is taking her anger towards Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) out on Turk (Donald Faison).
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But the doctor may be missing the biggest clue of all when Carla (Judy Reyes) begins to show signs of postpartum depression.

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Meanwhile, J.D. (Zach Braff) tries to be the 'best boyfriend ever' so that Kim (Elizabeth Banks) won't take the job in St. Louis. Neil Flynn also stars.

My Coffee - Season 6

Original Air Date: December 14, 2006
J.D. (Zach Braff) spends time getting to know the future mother of his child, Kim (Elizabeth Banks), and finds that they are surprisingly compatible. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) gets nervous when Carla (Judy Reyes) starts contemplating returning to work now that the baby is born. Thinking he won't be able to support his family he begins giving medical advice on the side for a quick buck. Elsewhere, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) contemplates moving into private practice while Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) finds new ways to torture her sensibilities. All the while the Janitor (Neil Flynn) leads a strike of the support staff to convince Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) that they need dental insurance.

My Best Friend's Baby's Baby And My Baby's Baby - Season 6

Original Air Date: December 7, 2006
Carla (Judy Reyes) goes into labor and an excited Turk (Donald Faison) strikes up the band -- literally -- while escorting her to the hospital, but he still feels upstaged by Elliot's (Sarah Chalke) attempts to make Carla more comfortable.
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A scheme to make himself look like the hero backfires and Turk is in jeopardy of missing the birth of his child. Lucky for him the whole thing is mistakenly being broadcast over the hospital's closed circuit TV.

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Meanwhile, J.D. (Zach Braff) and Kim (Elizabeth Banks) contemplate their future and the future of their child.

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John C. McGinley, Ken Jenkins, and Neil Flynn also star.

My Mirror Image - Season 6

Original Air Date: November 30, 2006
The staff at Sacred Heart returns for a sixth season and J.D. (Zach Braff) is still reeling from the news that he's going to be a father. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) -- while readying himself for baby number two -- realizes that his constant anger may have future repercussions. Elsewhere, Turk (Donald Faison) and Carla (Judy Reyes) prepare for the arrival of their little one, while Elliot (Sarah Chalke) laments that she is the only one in the hospital not having a baby! They all begin to see a little of themselves in their patients ailments, but will they find the cures? Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.

My Deja Vu My Deja Vu - Season 5

Original Air Date: May 9, 2006
After five years of working at Sacred Heart, J.D. (Zach Braff) can't help but feel that the same things seem to happen over and over again at the hospital. Meanwhile, following his drunken breakdown in the wake of three accidental deaths, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) returns to work, but Elliot (Sarah Chalke) believes that Dr. Cox has lost his usual steely confidence when he hesitates to order immediate treatment for a patient. When her attempt to help him backfires, Elliott calls Dr. Cox on his behavior. Later, Carla (Judy Reyes) gets fed up with Turk (Donald Faison) flaunting everything he can do that she can't, now that she's pregnant. Neil Flynn and Ken Jenkins also star.

My Fallen Idol - Season 5

Original Air Date: May 2, 2006
After a decision results in the death of three of his patients, a despondent Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) shirks his duties and turns to drinking. Shocked, the staff does their best to cover for him at the hospital while each takes a turn trying to convince him how inspiring he is. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) is excited to start his new rotation with orthopedic surgery, but is put off by his attending doctor's touchy-feely methods. So, J.D. (Zach Braff) and the Janitor (Neil Flynn) attempt to help Tuck find ways to bond with his new supervisor. Sarah Chalke, Judy Reyes, and Ken Jenkins also guest star.

My Lunch - Season 5

Original Air Date: April 25, 2006
While working to stabilize three patients awaiting organ transplants, J.D. (Zach Braff) resolves to ask Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) to lunch until he agrees. When he finally chases Dr. Cox to lunch, J.D. runs into annoying former patient Jill Tracy (Nicole Sullivan), who unexpectedly teaches him something about responsibility. Later, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) and Carla (Judy Reyes) discover that Todd's been lying about all his hospital "conquests" and suspect that he's been less than truthful about other issues, but Turk warns them not to meddle. Neil Flynn and Ken Jenkins also guest star.

Her Story III - Season 5

Original Air Date: April 18, 2006
After J.D. (Zach Braff) helps Turk (Donald Faison) and Carla (Judy Reyes) turn his old bedroom into a nursery for the baby, he gets the idea to strap a digital camera to his head so his mom can see life through his eyes. But the project is cut short when the Janitor (Neil Flynn) seizes an opportunity to shove J.D. out of the picture for a day. Meanwhile, when mistakes by the interns begin to reflect badly on her, Elliott (Sarah Chalke) cracks the whip on her charges and even resorts to using her mother, Lilly (Markie Post), to lean on Keith (Travis Schuldt) for information about his peers. Later, Turk accuses Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) of not being hip. Ken Jenkins also stars.

My New Suit - Season 5

Original Air Date: April 11, 2006
When J.D.'s (Zach Braff) underachieving brother Dan (Thomas Cavanagh) returns for a surprise visit, Elliott (Sarah Chalke) learns that J.D. has been telling Dan that she's still into him, but when the truth comes out, Dan turns to the Janitor (Neil Flynn) to get back at J.D. As everyone reacts to the pregnancy in different ways, Carla (Judy Reyes) and Turk (Donald Faison) begin to discuss baby names, and despite his promise to Carla, Turk is unable to keep quiet about their initial choices. After assigning someone else to assist "sweaty Teddy" (Sam Lloyd) with incoming malpractice claim paperwork, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) is caught off guard when Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) steps in to stick him with the job. Meanwhile, a patient with weight-related problems needs an MRI, but the staff has to come up with a solution when they find he's too big for the machine.

My Chopped Liver - Season 5

Original Air Date: April 4, 2006
J.D. (Zach Braff) changes his night off so he can hang out more with Turk (Donald Faison), but Turk is sad to lose his own personal "Turk Night." Meanwhile, Jordan (Christa Miller) forces Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) go on a double date with Elliott (Sarah Chalke) and Keith (Travis Schuldt). Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) asks Carla (Judy Reyes) to cover for him and turn down staff requests while he deals with the death of his dog. Later, when a patient almost dies after giving his brother part of his liver, the gang learns that sometimes they have to do things they might not like for the people they care about. Neil Flynn also stars.

My Bright Idea - Season 5

Original Air Date: March 28, 2006
Turk (Donald Faison) accidentally learns that Carla (Judy Reyes) is pregnant before she does, so J.D. (Zach Braff) convinces Turk to tell the entire hospital staff so they can all surprise Carla with the joyous news. But when Carla confides to Turk that she can't wait for the day when she can personally share her baby news with the world, Turk and J.D. have to quickly figure out how to contain hospital gossip until Carla can make the discovery on her own. Meanwhile, J.D. tricks the Janitor (Neil Flynn) into swallowing a tiny GPS tacking device. Later, when Elliott (Sarah Chalke) puts Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) into an embarrassing situation, he decides to get even with Elliott through Keith (Travis Schuldt) and Carla.

My Extra Mile - Season 5

Original Air Date: March 21, 2006
When Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) scoffs at reading lines with a patient preparing for a play, J.D. (Zach Braff) urges Dr. Cox and his fellow doctors to do special, unconventional things for their patients, but when J.D. scores a date with a hot babe who loves his hair, he's not sure he can shave his head for a woman undergoing chemo. Turk (Donald Faison) and Carla (Judy Reyes) attempt to eliminate all the stress in their lives to better their chances of conceiving, but Turk has to compete for a surgical resident spot and Carla loses Dr. Kelso's (Ken Jenkins) VIP patient. Meanwhile, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) showers new boyfriend Keith (Travis Schuldt) with stupid gifts. Neil Flynn also stars.

My Own Personal Hell - Season 5

Original Air Date: March 14, 2006
J.D. (Zach Braff) is sick of how perfect intern Keith (Travis Schuldt) is and he's not the only one. As hospital gossip spreads, and Elliot's (Sarah Chalke) relationship with Keith is revealed, the other interns think he is getting special attention. Meanwhile, seeking some special attention of his own, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) boasts about being named "The Best Doctor in the City" by a local magazine, but Dr. Kelso deflates his ego and assigns him to the most difficult patient in the hospital. Elsewhere, Turk (Donald Faison) and Carla (Judy Reyes) continue to struggle in their quest for conception. Neil Flynn also stars.

My Five Stages - Season 5

Original Air Date: March 7, 2006
J.D. (Zach Braff) and Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) grow close as they go through the five stages of grief with their favorite patient who is declining in health. Meanwhile, Carla (Judy Reyes) forces Turk (Donald Faison) to go on a string of double dates, one of which includes Elliot (Sarah Chalke) and her booty call, Keith (guest star Travis Schuldt). And when Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) runs Ted (guest star Sam Lloyd) down with his car, Ted finally gains power over Dr. Kelso with a potential lawsuit. Neil Flynn also stars.

My Cabbage - Season 5

Original Air Date: February 28, 2006
Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) is outraged when he discovers that a bird has been living in Sacred Heart. Citing the spread of infection to be the number one cause of deaths in hospitals, Dr. Kelso orders the Janitor (Neil Flynn) to dispose of it immediately. However, the Janitor likes the bird so much he secretly keeps it as a pet. J.D. (Zach Braff), annoyed that Elliot (Sarah Chalke) is hooking up with Keith (Travis Schuldt), tries to get his intern fired. Donald Faison, Judy Reyes, and John C. McGinley also star.

My Buddy's Booty - Season 5

Original Air Date: February 28, 2006
J.D. (Zach Braff) is still dealing with his recent break-up and trying not to kill intern, Keith (Travis Schuldt), who has become annoyingly perfect. To make matters worse a favorite patient is in a serious coma and each of the staff finds their own way to deal with it. Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) and the Janitor (Neil Flynn) bond over drinks at the bar and Carla (Judy Reyes) makes it her mission to make the hospital's gym female friendly. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) suggests that J.D. and Elliot (Sarah Chalke) find themselves 'booty calls.' Ken Jenkins also stars.

Her Story II - Season 5

Original Air Date: February 7, 2006
J.D. (Zach Braff) becomes annoyed that new girlfriend, Julie (Mandy Moore), doesn't laugh, but rather tells him when things are funny. Afraid that he is going to screw up yet another relationship, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) encourages J.D. to start saying his feelings out loud and Turk (Donald Faison) tries to use his psychology background to fix the issue. Meanwhile, Carla (Judy Reyes) is upset when the Janitor (Neil Flynn) refers to the new nurse as a 'hot young Carla,' increasing her growing concern that she is too old to conceive. John C. McGinley and Ken Jenkins also star.

My Half-Acre - Season 5

Original Air Date: February 7, 2006
J.D. (Zach Braff) is introduced to quirky Julie Quinn (guest star Mandy Moore, "Entourage") and love is in the air. Worried that J.D. will once again screw up the budding relationship, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) doles out effective romance advice. Meanwhile, Carla (Judy Reyes) questions Dr.Cox's (John C. McGinley) tough exterior and is convinced that the sarcastic doctor is really a softy. Elsewhere, the Janitor (Neil Flynn) puts together an air band to win a contest. Donald Faison and Ken Jenkins also star.

My Big Bird - Season 5

Original Air Date: January 24, 2006
J.D. (Zach Braff), Turk (Donald Faison), Elliot (Sarah Chalke), and Carla (Judy Reyes) are asked to recount the past weeks events during and interrogation surrounding the mysterious death of a patient. But Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) will find it hard to pinpoint neglect when he learns that J.D. and Turk were away tracking down a patient (guest star Jason Bateman, "Arrested Development") to illicit a thank you, Elliot was traumatized over finding out that her make-out buddy was married, and Carla was busy recruiting hospital personnel for a group lottery purchase. John C. McGinley and Neil Flynn also star.

My Way Home - Season 5

Original Air Date: January 24, 2006
J.D. (Zach Braff) is called in to work on his day off and every time he tries to go home, he is pulled into another drama. Turk (Donald Faison) searches for a heart donor to save a dying patient and Carla (Judy Reyes) is worried that she doesn't have the courage to become a parent. Meanwhile, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) doesn't think she has the brains to lead a question and answer session on a subject she knows little about. All the while the Janitor (Neil Flynn) is trying to make the hospital easier to navigate by painting color-coded lines, including a yellow line, which leads to the exit. John McGinley and Ken Jenkins also star.

My Missed Perception - Season 5

Original Air Date: January 17, 2006
J.D. (Zach Braff) mistakes an elderly woman's satisfaction of leading a good life as her wish to stop treatment for a fatal illness and the patient in turn chooses to work with Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley). Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) and Elliot (Sarah Chalke) struggle to find the cause of a patients unexplained, yet excruciating, body pain and Carla (Judy Reyes) struggles with the uncooperative Sacred Heart staff when she tries to organize the annual group photo. Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.

My New God - Season 5

Original Air Date: January 17, 2006
Dr. Cox's (John McGinley) religious sister, Paige (guest star Cheryl Hines, "Curb Your Enthusiasm"), comes to town for her nephew's baptism and challenges her brother's faith. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) is finding out just how unsexy baby making can be. It takes a heart to heart with Elliot (Sarah Chalke) for him to realize that Carla (Judy Reyes) finds the whole process to be romantic. Elsewhere, J.D. (Zach Braff) and the Janitor (Neil Flynn) seem to have a budding friendship. Ken Jenkins also stars.

My Jiggly Ball - Season 5

Original Air Date: January 10, 2006
When J.D. (Zach Braff) is asked to introduce Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) at an awards dinner, he sets out to discover something good to say about the grouchy doctor. Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso and Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) each have a patient whom they feel deserves the benefit of a new experimental treatment, but a moral standoff ensues when there is only one open slot in the program. Elsewhere, Carla (Judy Reyes) and Turk (Donald Faison) try to convince Elliot (Sarah Chalke) to let them help her get her old job at Sacred Heart back after they discover that she's been working at a free clinic. All the while, the Janitor (Neil Flynn) taunts J.D. with the made-up game of Jiggly Ball.

My Day At The Races - Season 5

Original Air Date: January 10, 2006
While planning his birthday fiesta, J.D. (Zach Braff) finds a list of things he wanted to accomplish before he turned 30. When he discovers he has accomplished none of them, he enters a triathlon. Meanwhile, Elliot (Sarah Chalke), in an effort to break her boyfriend out of his shell, discovers a side of him that freaks her out. Back at Sacred Heart, in an attempt to be promoted, Turk (Donald Faison) is working hard to impress his bosses and takes on a patient who wants to be hypnotized during surgery rather than using anesthesia. John C. McGinley, Judy Reyes, Ken Jenkins, and Neil Flynn also star.

My Rite Of Passage - Season 5

Original Air Date: January 3, 2006
J.D. (Zach Braff) questions the bond he has with his interns when Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) tells him that inevitably he will begin treating them badly, as it has been throughout history at the hospital. The Janitor (Neil Flynn) further complicates matters by telling J.D. that his interns only laugh at his jokes to suck up to him. Meanwhile, Carla (Judy Reyes) visits Elliot (Sarah Chalke) at her new job and inadvertently creates an awkward new nickname for her friend when she tells her colleagues an embarrassing story. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) prevents Turk (Donald Faison) from warning Jordan (Christa Miller) about a notorious con man patient (guest star Alexander Chaplin) in hopes that she'll be mortified and quit.

My Intern's Eyes - Season 5

Original Air Date: January 3, 2006
J.D. (Zach Braff) struggles with decision-making and responsibility now that he is an attending physician, all the while Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) is testing his skills. And while Elliot (Sarah Chalke) is learning the ropes in her new hospital, she still feels more comfortable hanging out at Sacred Heart. Meanwhile, Carla (Judi Reyes) is ready to have a baby, but Turk's (Donald Faison) fear of moving forward forces him to continue to slip her birth control pills. Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.

My Changing Ways - Season 4

Original Air Date: May 10, 2005
With their residency over, there are big changes at Sacred Heart. J.D. (Zach Braff) moves out to live on his own, while Turk (Donald Faison) and Carla (Judy Reyes) consider a family change. Meanwhile, one of the residents receives a job offer from another hospital. Sarah Chalke, John C. McGinley, and Ken Jenkins also star.

My Drive-By - Season 4

Original Air Date: April 26, 2005
When Turk (Donald Faison) saves a man's life at the local taco stand, he tries to keep his ego in check as Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) takes all of the credit. To avoid ruining her new relationship with Jake (guest star Josh Randall, "Ed"), Elliot (Sarah Chalke) enlists J.D.'s (Zach Braff) help to prevent her dates from becoming too intimate. Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) terrorizes the hospital from the seat of his new Rascal motorized wheelchair until Janitor (Neil Flynn) takes matters into his own hands. Judy Reyes also stars.

My Faith In Humanity - Season 4

Original Air Date: April 19, 2005
When the brother of an elderly patient tries to sue his sister's well-intentioned neighbor (guest star Josh Randall, "Ed") for helping her decide what course of treatment to take, J.D. (Zach Braff) begins to question his faith in humanity. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) struggles with sharing his true feelings about his relationship with Carla (Judy Reyes) when the two begin couples therapy. On the verge of giving up on men altogether, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) reluctantly seeks advice from Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) on how to catch the eye of the handsome hospital visitor. Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.

My Big Move - Season 4

Original Air Date: April 12, 2005
Reeling after the news that J.D. (Zach Braff) and Carla (Judy Reyes) kissed after a night at the bar, Turk (Donald Faison) lets the two of them decided who will take responsibility and have to deal with the silent treatment indefinitely. Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) reluctantly turns to Elliot (Sarah Chalke) for help getting through to a young, female patient (guest star Sarah Ramos, "American Dreams"). Meanwhile, Janitor (Neil Flynn) petitions Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) for a new janitor's uniform, only to find his coworkers no longer fear him in his new threads.

My Lips Are Sealed - Season 4

Original Air Date: April 5, 2005
At his best friend's request, J.D. (Zach Braff) agrees to take Carla out to convince her that Turk is trustworthy and that she should move back home. What starts out as a friendly drink takes a turn into unknown territory when J.D and Carla take things a little too far and share a "friendly" kiss, something they both decide that Turk does not need to know about. At the hospital, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) and Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) struggle to maintain their professionalism when faced with a young patient who is suffering from complications after experimenting with erectile dysfunction pills. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) tries to find the balance between being an over-protective father while still trying to be the cool dad after his son falls off the jungle gym. Neil Flynn also stars.

My Boss's Free Haircut - Season 4

Original Air Date: March 29, 2005
When Carla (Judy Reyes) and Turk (Donald Faison) are experiencing marital difficulties, J.D. (Zach Braff) and Elliot (Sarah Chalke) do their part to try and cheer up their friends. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) challenges Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) to lead by example and take on a few patients of his own after Kelso criticizes his bedside manner -- but nothing works out quite as planned.

My Best Laid Plans - Season 4

Original Air Date: March 1, 2005
After a month of dating, J.D. (Zach Braff) is a bit frustrated that Kylie (guest star Chrystee Pharris-Larkins) still doesn't want him to spend the night. That frustration leads to temptation when kooky psychiatrist Dr. Molly Clock (guest star Heather Graham) returns to Sacred Heart to check on a patient. While J.D. struggles with whether or not to act on his residual feelings for Molly, Carla (Judy Reyes) tries to hold back her true feelings when she learns that Turk (Donald Faison) is still talking to his ex-girlfriend. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) and the Janitor (Neil Flynn) enter into a friendly wager over whether or not the Janitor can get Elliot (Sarah Chalke) to go out with him. Ken Jenkins also stars.

My Roommates - Season 4

Original Air Date: February 22, 2005
Turk (Donald Faison) and Carla (Judy Reyes) ask J.D. (Zach Braff) to move out to give them some space to rekindle the romance in their relationship. Suddenly homeless, J.D. tries to use the situation to his advantage by asking his girlfriend Kylie (guest star Chrystee Pharris, "Passions") if he can stay at her place. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) gets a visit from his high school friend Ron (guest star Michael Boatman, "Spin City"). Dr. Cox and Ron's relationship has always been highly competitive, and just when Dr. Cox thinks he has the upper hand, the discovery that Ron's son may be autistic sends them into unfamiliar territory. Sarah Chalke, Ken Jenkins, and Neil Flynn also star.

My Life In Four Cameras - Season 4

Original Air Date: February 15, 2005
J.D.'s (Zach Braff) imagination is sparked by a patient - a sitcom writer - who is about to receive some very bad news. J.D. ponders how the lives of everyone at Sacred Heart, including his patient, would turn out if left in the hands of the writer. Elsewhere, Turk (Donald Faison) and Carla (Judy Reyes) are struggling to keep the romance in their relationship, while Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) and Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) continue their one-upmanship over whose job is harder. Portions of this episode were shot in front of a live studio audience in the manner of a traditional sitcom. Clay Aiken guest stars as a talent show participant. Sarah Chalke also stars.

My Quarantine - Season 4

Original Air Date: February 8, 2005
J.D.'s (Zach Braff) efforts to make a good impression on a first date reach desperate levels when he and Kylie (Chrystee Pharris) get caught in a hospital quarantine. A series of unfortunate events bring J.D. and Kylie to Sacred Heart on their first date, where J.D. accidentally initiates a SARS quarantine and is forced to resort to desperate measures to make a good impression. While the hospital is in lockdown, the rest of the staff recounts various first date stories leading to the revelation that Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) and Carla (Judy Reyes) dated in the past. Tara Reid guest stars as J.D.'s ex-girlfriend.

My Hypocritical Oath - Season 4

Original Air Date: February 1, 2005
When J.D. (Zach Braff) and Turk (Donald Faison) spend a boy's night out clubbing, J.D. falls for a bartender who seems fascinated by his profession and asks if she can stop by the hospital. Unfortunately, she shows up with her boyfriend who has a secret that J.D. struggles to keep in order to win his new crush over. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) anxiously awaits the Lakers/Heat game but must tape it to watch after his shift. His patience is tested when the Janitor (Neil Flynn) threatens to reveal the final score. Sarah Chalke, Judy Reyes, and Ken Jenkins also star.

My Lucky Charm - Season 4

Original Air Date: January 25, 2005
Billy Callahan (guest star Colin Farrell) is a life-loving Irishman who comes to Sacred Heart Hospital after being innjured in a bar fight and teaches Turk (Donald Faison) and J.D. (Zach Braff) a lesson about living life to its fullest. Meanwhile, Carla (Judy Reyes) and Elliot (Sarah Chalke) attempt to make social plans with each other but can't seem to stick with them, which creates tension between the two friends. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) gets a vasectomy behind Jordan's (Christa Miller) back and is stunned by her reaction when she discovers the truth. Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.

My Ocardial Infarction - Season 4

Original Air Date: January 18, 2005
J.D.'s (Zach Braff) ego gets in the way of his learning when Elliot (Sarah Chalke), his Co-Chief Resident, continually outperforms him with their patients. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) makes light of his diabetes by inventing a guessing game of his inculin levels with the nursing staff, leaving Carla (Judy Reyes) flustered. Elsewhere, the Janitor (Neil Flynn) feels rejected by his secret crush, Elliot, when she runs off quickly from their "coffee date." Assuming his nicely dress attire scared her off, he makes up a story that he was dressed to impress for his a capella band practice which leads to Elliot requesting an impromtu performance. Ken Jenkins and John C. McGinley also star.

My Best Moment - Season 4

Original Air Date: December 7, 2004
When J.D. (Zach Braff) must address a bunch of pre-med students about what it's like to be a doctor, he strays off the beaten path and chooses to discuss his best moments as a doctor instead. When he challenges the rest of the staff to do so, they all reminisce about their fondest memories in the medical field. Meanwhile, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) is forced to face her fear of children when she must befriend a ten-year-old boy, whose father is being treated in the I.C.U. Elsewhere, Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) gets a dose of Christmas spirit and stuns the staff with his change of heart. Donald Faison, John C. McGinley, Judy Reyes, and Neil Flynn also star.

My Unicorn - Season 4

Original Air Date: November 23, 2004
When one of J.D.'s (Zach Braff) favorite patients Harrison Marks (guest star John Bennett Perry) is in dire need of a kidney transplant, J.D. takes matters into his own hands by finding his long-lost son, Murray (guest star Matthew Perry), in hopes that he'll donate his kidney. Despite Dr. Cox's (John C. McGinley) warning to not interfere with family business, J.D. persists and complications arise. Meanwhile, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) is fed-up with co-workers not taking her seriously and discovers she can get her way by flaunting her femininity with some help from Carla (Judy Reyes) and Jordan (guest star Christa Miller). Donald Faison, Neil Flynn, and Ken Jenkins also star.

My Female Trouble - Season 4

Original Air Date: November 16, 2004
J.D. (Zach Braff) stirs things up with his newfound relationship with Neena (Julianna Margulies) - the ice queen - who treats him with no regard and threatens everyone around her with her cold-hearted ways. Meanwhile, the battle in court continues between Mr. Korman (Richard Kind), Neena, and Turk (Donald Faison) over the allegations that Turk destroyed Mr. Korman's tennis serve as a result of the shoulder surgery Turk performed on him. John C. McGinley, Judy Reyes, and Sarah Chalke also star.

My Malpractical Decision - Season 4

Original Air Date: November 9, 2004
Trouble abounds for J.D. (Zach Braff) and Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) when they feel threatened by a patients' daughter, Neena Broderick (special guest star Julianna Margulies), a malpractice attorney with seemingly evil intentions. J.D. finds great difficulty in escaping her flirty and conniving ways. Meanwhile, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) attempts to hide Doug (guest star Johnny Kastl) from Neena due to his tendency to cause medical malpractices. Elsewhere, Turk (Donald Faison) pulls a fast prank on the Janitor (Neil Flynn) and doesn't like the payback he receives from him and Mr. Korman (guest star Richard Kind, "Spin City"), a former patient who tries to get retaliation. Judy Reyes and Ken Jenkins also star.

My Last Chance - Season 4

Original Air Date: October 26, 2004
Molly (guest star Heather Graham) announces to everyone that she's moving away for a new job opportunity, which stirs the waters of the triangle between herself, J.D. (Zach Braff), and Elliot (Sarah Chalke). When J.D. and Molly end up making-out at her going-away party, Elliot plays games with J.D. when he asks for her blessing for him to sleep with Molly before she leaves town. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) has to fulfill community service hours and gets stuck riding around with a neurotic ambulance driver (guest star Molly Shannon) who drives him insane. Donald Faison, Judy Reyes, and Ken Jenkins also star.

My Common Enemy - Season 4

Original Air Date: October 19, 2004
J.D. (Zach Braff) decides he won't start dating again until Elliot (Sarah Chalke) does, but doesn't expect the person she starts dating to be his brother Dan (guest star Tom Cavanagh), who's still sticking around after the recent death of their father. When J.D. catches them sleeping together in the on-call room, things get a little awkward between the three. Meanwhile, after Turk (Donald Faison) is diagnosed with Type II Diabetes, he milks every ounce of sympathy out of his friends. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) and Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) get fed-up with Molly's (guest star Heather Graham) perception that everyone is good at heart and they seek to prove her wrong. Judy Reyes and Neil Flynn also star.

My Cake - Season 4

Original Air Date: October 12, 2004
J.D. (Zach Braff) is dismayed when his brother, Dan (guest star Tom Cavanagh), shows up with news of their father's recent death. Everyone faces the challenge of how to be sensitive to J.D. and they all stumble over their words of condolences. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) has symptoms of diabetes, but in his stubbornness refuses to admit it or visit a doctor as Carla (Judy Reyes) wishes. Molly (Heather Graham) must employ some advanced psychology to force him to face the issue. Sarah Chalke, John C. McGinley, Ken Jenkins, and Neil Flynn also star.

Her Story - Season 4

Original Air Date: September 28, 2004
When J.D. decides to use a tape recorder to gather his thoughts, the voice-overs transfer to Elliot (Sarah Chalke), who makes new friends with Molly (Heather Graham) and gets the courage to tell-off Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley). However, Eliot soon realizes that Molly is not quite the person she thought she was when her felon boyfriend is admitted to the hospital after stealing a car and crashing it into a telephone pole. Meanwhile, in the world of the newlyweds, Turk (Donald Faison) is constantly waking Carla (Judy Reyes) up when he goes to bed; and J.D. has concerns that Dr. Cox may have ruined his credibility with the new residents. Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.

My First Kill - Season 4

Original Air Date: September 21, 2004
When J.D. (Zach Braff) asks Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) to give the Residents a pep talk, Dr. Cox takes things a little too far by telling them that inevitably, they will eventually kill a patient or two, which throws the staff into a frenzy. Meanwhile, Carla (Judy Reyes) becomes so annoyed with Turk's (Donald Faison) stuffed dog Rowdy, she takes drastic measures to get rid of him. Elsewhere, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) fights for a patient to receive a heart valve, and becomes frustrated when Molly (guest star Heather Graham) steps in to thwart her efforts. Neil Flynn also stars

My New Game - Season 4

Original Air Date: September 14, 2004
J.D. (Zach Braff) has become Chief Resident and is flaunting his new title and pay check all over the hospital. J.D.'s new sense of pride seems to be especially hurtful to Turk (Donald Faison), who is still a Resident and currently being denied more difficult surgeries by his new attending physician. Turk's ego is further hurt when J.D. doubts his abilities as a surgeon. J.D. and Elliot's (Sarah Chalke) relationship has taken a turn for the worse when J.D. is accidentally called the co-Chief Resident and Elliot the Chief Resident. This mix-up lifts Elliot's post break-up spirits. Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) and Jordan (Christa Miller Lawrence) are having relationship problems as well when they find out that their divorce is not final. Dr. Cox's other annoying woman in his life, Dr. Molly Clark (guest star Heather Graham), faces off with him over a plastic surgery patient.

My Office - Season 4

Original Air Date: September 7, 2004
Just when J.D. (Zach Braff) thinks he's landed the Chief Resident position, Dr. Molly Clock (guest star Heather Graham) convinces Elliot (Sarah Chalke) that she should apply as well. Carla (Judy Reeves) becomes green with envy as everyone starts listening to Dr. Clock's advice, leaving Carla feeling like she's losing control. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) and Turk (Donald Faison), find great difficulty in the removal of a light bulb from a patient's posterior. Ken Jenkins also stars.

My Old Friend's New Friend - Season 4

Original Air Date: August 31, 2004
It's J.D.'s (Zach Braff) last week as a resident as he tries to smooth over his relationship with Elliot (Sarah Chalke) after their break-up. The former couple squabble over having to share time with newlyweds Turk (Donald Faison) and Carla (Judy Reyes), who have their own issues when Carla starts to change everything about her new hubby. Professional, yet quirky, new psychiatrist Dr. Molly Clock (guest star Heather Graham) starts her first day at Sacred Heart turning heads and forging new relationships with the staff. She befriends a lonely Elliot and tries her best to help J.D. and Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) with a patient offering profound and helpful insight. Meanwhile, when Turk's car blows up, Carla lets him pick out the new ride only to find that instead of a car, he buys a Vespa scooter further proving Carla's point that she needs to always be in control. Neil Flynn and Ken Jenkins also star.

My Best Friend's Wedding - Season 3

Original Air Date: May 4, 2004
The day of the wedding, Turk (Donald Faison) picks up an extra shift at the hospital to get some extra time off for his honeymoon. Inevitably, what should be a very simple procedure turns into a life and death situation when Turk discovers complications with his patient and he gets stuck at the hospital. Meanwhile, a very stressed out Carla (Judy Reyes) tries to manage the situation at the church while her groom is missing, her brother Mark (guest star Freddy Rodriguez) continues to antagonize her, and her guests are becoming unnerving. After telling Elliot (Sarah Chalke) he is not in love with her, J.D. (Zach Braff) tries to put together the broken pieces of their friendship by getting Sean (guest star Scott Foley) back together with Elliot. John C. McGinley, Ken Jenkins, and Neil Flynn also star.

My Self Examination - Season 3

Original Air Date: April 27, 2004
The eve of Carla (Judy Reyes) and Turk's (Donald Faison) wedding gets off to a rocky start when Turk forgets to pick up Carla's brother, Mark (guest star Freddy Rodriguez), from the airport. The mounting pressure does nothing to help Turk as he finds himself at a loss for words while writing his own wedding vows. Another relationship seems to be in trouble as well when J.D. (Zach Braff) realizes that he does not love Elliot (Sarah Chalke) and goes to Danni (guest star Tara Reid) for advice on how to tell her. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) is going through fighting withdrawals when Jordan (guest star Christa Miller Lawrence) refuses to fight with him anymore and the hospital staff pays the price. Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.

My Fault - Season 3

Original Air Date: April 22, 2004
J.D. (Zach Braff) and Danni (guest star Tara Reid) breakup again because of J.D.'s continuing feelings for Elliot (Sarah Chalke). When Elliot asks Sean (guest star Scott Foley) to move in with her, J.D. decides he has to take action. Elsewhere, Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) and Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) face-off over whether or not the hospital should provide full body scans. As the wedding grows nearer, the pressure to make their special day perfect starts to get the best of Carla (Judy Reyes) and Turk (Donald Faison). Neil Flynn also stars.

My Choosiest Choice Of All - Season 3

Original Air Date: April 20, 2004
After an unexpected night of passion with Elliot (Sarah Chalke), J.D. (Zach Braff) is left frozen in shock when Sean (guest star Scott Foley) comes back into Elliot's life. Carla (Judy Reyes) and Turk (Donald Faison) try to pass on advice to J.D., but despite their efforts he finds himself in bed with a reinvented Danni (guest star Tara Reid) on the rebound. Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) is shocked by the realization that his hatred of Dr. Miller (Bellamy Young) may actually be an attempt to mask a secret crush. Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) and the Janitor (Neil Flynn) square off on the do's and don'ts of hospital security.

His Story II - Season 3

Original Air Date: April 6, 2004
J.D. (Zach Braff) is left bored after he clears his schedule to help Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) with a special project only to be pushed aside for a new intern. With some free time on his hands, J.D. offers to help Elliot (Sarah Chalke) with Kids Day when she discovers she can't attend. His good deed does not go unnoticed, even though Sean (guest star Scott Foley) shows up unexpectedly. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) begins to get nervous about the wedding when he has to send out the invitations. Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) end up fighting for the attention of the new female doctor, Dr. Miller (guest star Bellamy Young). Judy Reyes and Neil Flynn also star.

My Moment Of Un-Truth - Season 3

Original Air Date: March 30, 2004
The return of Dr. Ron Ramirez (guest star Nestor Carbonell, "The Laramie Project") to Sacred Heart from his philanthropic work abroad, sparks some doubts in Carla's (Judy Reyes) mind about her feelings for Turk (Donald Faison). When she accepts a dinner date with him, J.D. (Zach Braff) is torn between telling Turk the truth and keeping his promise to Carla. Back at the hospital, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) takes a stand for her patient despite the fact that Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) believes he is a drug addict faking abdominal pain to get medication. Meanwhile, the Janitor (Neil Flynn) introduces J.D. and Turk to his "twin" brother, but they aren't buying it. Ken Jenkins also stars.

My Butterfly - Season 3

Original Air Date: March 16, 2004
In a unique episode, the path of a butterfly is the deciding factor in the fate of the young doctors. At the beginning, a butterfly landing on a woman's breast sets off a chain of events ultimately resulting in the death of J.D. (Zach Braff) and Turk's (Donald Faison) patient, leaving them to wonder what they could have done to change the outcome of their day. Taking a step back in time, the butterfly takes a slightly different path, landing instead on a man's chest setting in motion an alternate chain of events that leads our characters down a very different path. Will this be enough to change the fate of their patients?

My Tormented Mentor - Season 3

Original Air Date: March 2, 2004
Jordan's (Christa Miller Lawrence) friends, Allison (guest star Julie Warner, "Doc Hollywood") and Maddie (guest star Embeth Davidtz), come to town to provide moral support for Jordan after her brother's death - however, their constant presence does not provide any relief to Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley). Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) tries to impress the new female surgeon, Dr. Miller (Bellamy Young), but his first encounter serves only to leave him baffled by the opposite sex yet again. Attempting to reinforce the policy on sexual harassment at Sacred Heart, Carla (Judy Reyes) is forced to teach a course where Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) is the number-one student. Zach Braff, Sarah Chalke, and Neil Flynn also star.

My Screwup - Season 3

Original Air Date: February 24, 2004
Danni (guest star Tara Reid) and Jordan's (guest star Christa Miller Lawerence) brother, Ben (guest star Brendan Fraser) returns from traveling the world - a trip he's been on since his leukemia went into remission. When Dr. Cox learns he hasn't seen a doctor since he left, he recruits J.D. (Zach Braff) to do a thorough job. Unfortunately, forcing J.D. to drop his other patients to run tests on Ben, is a decision Dr. Cox soon regrets. Meanwhile, Elliot's (Sarah Chalke) concern about a bunion on her foot leads to the revelation that Carla (Judy Reyes) has been hiding something from Turk (Donald Faison). Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.

My Porcelain God - Season 3

Original Air Date: February 17, 2004
Elliot (Sarah Chalke) finds herself perplexed over a simple procedure that leaves her questioning her career path. She goes to seek Dr. Kevin Casey's (guest star Michael J. Fox) advice but becomes frustrated when she learns that the epiphany toilet, which the Janitor (Neil Flynn) secretly installed on the roof, is getting more attention than she is. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) asks J.D. (Zach Braff) to be his best man at his wedding, which sends J.D. into sheer bliss momentarily until he hears a phone message that makes him question his friendship with Turk. Judy Reyes, John C. McGinley, Judy Reyes, and Ken Jenkins also star.

My Catalyst - Season 3

Original Air Date: February 10, 2004
Dr. Kevin Casey (guest star Michael J. Fox) comes to Sacred Heart as a visiting medical doctor and an accomplished surgeon, despite being diagnosed with a severe case of obsessive compulsive disorder. Dr. Casey touches everyone at Sacred Heart in a special way during his visit - beating his old resident buddy Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) at his own game of wits, leaving Turk (Donald Faison) in the dust with his surgery time, and teaching J.D. (Zach Braff) some very valuable lessons about learning to believe in himself. Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) strikes a deal with the Janitor (Neil Flynn) to take care of the hospital's garbage, only to find himself eyeballs deep in it. Judy Reyes and Sarah Chalke also star.

My Clean Break - Season 3

Original Air Date: February 3, 2004
J.D. (Zach Braff) decides to break it off with Danni (guest star Tara Reid) because things are moving too fast, but he dreads the idea of having to do the deed. Ultimately, he is spared when Danni beats him to the punch by having Jordan (guest star Christa Miller Lawrence) break up with him for her. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) discovers that parenting has unearthed his sensitive side and as a result, the residents don't fear him the way the used to - a situation Dr. Cox is more than happy to remedy. Elliot (Sarah Chalke) struggles to convince Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) and her colleagues that her new look does not make her less of a professional. Donald Faison, Judy Reyes, and Neil Flynn also star.

My Rule Of Thumb - Season 3

Original Air Date: January 22, 2004
Dr. Cox's (John C. McGinley) disdain for Turk (Donald Faison) reaches a new high when Turk refuses to perform a liver transplant on Cox's patient after he admits to breaking the rules regarding the waiting list. Meanwhile, Carla (Judy Reyes) and Elliot (Sarah Chalke) try to make a dying patient's wish to lose her virginity come true by finding her a man - a request that proves to be more difficult than they imagined. While the others are fighting for their patients, J.D. (Zach Braff) is blind-sided by Danni's (guest star Tara Reid) suggestion to move in with him and he struggles to slow down their new relationship. Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.

My Dirty Secret - Season 3

Original Air Date: December 11, 2003
Elliot's (Sarah Chalke) discomfort with sex and the proper terms for the human sexual organs reaches a new high after she performs a pelvic exam on an elderly woman with surprising results. J.D.'s (Zach Braff) patient, Mr. Cantwell (guest star Barry Bostwick, "Spin City"), refuses to have prostate cancer surgery because he doesn't want to risk his sexual relationship with his wife. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) can't find the time to have a sexual relationship with Jordan (guest star Christa Miller Lawrence) and Carla (Judy Reyes) surprises Turk (Donald Faison) with the news that she's decided they should abstain from sex until their wedding - a decision she ultimately re-evaluates when she needs a little comforting.

My Friend The Doctor - Season 3

Original Air Date: December 4, 2003
Turk (Donald Faison) joins J.D. (Zach Braff) in the winner's circle after he performs his first solo surgery brilliantly, leaving Elliot (Sarah Chalke) struggling to find her own defining moment. While the young residents wrestle with their professional challenges, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) deals with the reality of growing older when his back goes out and he refuses to admit that he needs help. Meanwhile, J.D. gains some insight into the life of the Janitor (Neil Flynn) that sheds new light on his intriguing history. Judy Reyes and Ken Jenkins also star.

My Fifteen Seconds - Season 3

Original Air Date: November 13, 2003
As J.D.'s (Zach Braff) relationship with Danni (guest star Tara Reid) progresses, he and Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) are forced to spend more time together outside of the hospital, to Perry's great chagrin. However, their antics, designed to sabotage each other, end up only aggravating Jordan (Christa Miller Lawrence) and Danni. Meanwhile, as they each deal with problems in their own relationships, Carla (Judy Reyes) and Elliot (Sarah Chalke) work to find their own balance between their personal and professional relationships. Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) accidentally punctures his eardrums giving the hospital staff an opportunity to tell him how they truly feel about him. Donald Faison and Neil Flynn also star.

My Advice To You - Season 3

Original Air Date: November 13, 2003
A chance meeting in the elevator sparks a new friendship between J.D. and the mysterious Danni (guest star Tara Reid) whose ongoing dialogue about her exboyfriend forces J.D. to talk about his feelings for Elliot (Sarah Chalke). Meanwhile, Carla's (Judy Reyes) brother Mark (guest star Freddy Rodriguez, "Six Feet Under") comes to visit, but things are a bit uncomfortable since he still hasn't forgiven Turk (Donald Faison) for mistaking him for a waiter at their mother's funeral. Unfortunately, Turk can't even apologize because Mark refuses to speak anything but Spanish. At the hospital, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) is relishing his new role as Residency Director, but is a bit surprised when J.D. doesn't immediately follow his lead in contradicting Dr. Kelso's (Ken Jenkins) orders. Neil Flynn also stars.

My Brother, Where Art Thou? - Season 3

Original Air Date: November 6, 2003
Dan (guest star Tom Cavanagh) decides to stay with J.D. (Zach Braff) for a while, since their mom's new fiancé kicked him out. But after spending some quality time with him at the hospital, Dan isn't sure if he likes the cynical person his little brother has become. Meanwhile, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) tries to deal with her own problems of having a long distance relationship and decides to try moonlighting as a pet examiner to save up money to go visit her boyfriend. Carla (Judy Reyes) decides to moonlight with Elliot to save some money for her wedding. Ken Jenkins, Donald Faison, John C. McGinley, and Neil Flynn also star.

My Lucky Night - Season 3

Original Air Date: October 30, 2003
Sean (guest star Scott Foley) is a bit surprised and disturbed to learn about Elliot (Sarah Chalke) and J.D.'s (Zach Braff) history together, but it turns out his anger is really a cover up for the fact that his "little" work trip is actually six months long and he doesn't want Elliot to explode. J.D., who has been watching their relationship develop, finally acknowledges that he still has feelings for Elliot and that he has to come to either accept her new relationship or do something about it. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox. (John C. McGinley) is forced to swallow his pride and actually ask for help when he decides to throw his hat in the ring for the Residency Director position at the hospital. Carla (Judy Reyes) picks up an extra shift as a surgical nurse, which allows her to spend the day working alongside with Turk (Donald Faison), to his great annoyance. Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.

My White Whale - Season 3

Original Air Date: October 23, 2003
As third year residents J.D. (Zach Braff), Turk (Donald Faison), and Elliot (Sarah Chalke) get their own set of interns and realize that they each have very different approaches to training them. When J.D. needs help with training his interns he turns to Elliot, who refers him to her boyfriend, Sean (guest star Scott Foley), who shares some of the training tips he's picked up during his time at Seaworld. At the same time, Elliot's experience with her interns makes her realize that she needs to stand up to Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins). Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) and Jordan (guest star Christa Miller Lawrence) are having some trouble finding a doctor for their kid, until they meet Dr. Norris (guest star Christopher Meloni) whose abrasive, yet somehow familiar personality makes him the perfect candidate for the job. Judy Reyes and Neil Flynn also star.

My Journey - Season 3

Original Air Date: October 9, 2003
When Carla (Judy Reyes) and Turk (Donald Faison) set the date for the wedding, J.D. (Zach Braff) realizes this is the end of an era in their friendship, but his efforts to celebrate this milestone are rebuffed by Turk. Elliot (Sarah Chalke) is determined to win back her old boyfriend Sean (guest star Scott Foley), but is again faced with tough choices between a relationship and her career. John C. McGinley, Ken Jenkins, and Neil Flynn also star.

My American Girl - Season 3

Original Air Date: October 2, 2003
A run-in with her old flame, Sean (guest star Scott Foley), and an accident in her new car leads Elliot (Sarah Chalke) to the realization that nothing good has happened to her in the three years that she has been at Sacred Heart. This drives her to take drastic measures, including a complete makeover - both inside and out, in an attempt to change her luck. Meanwhile, J.D. (Zach Braff) gets stuck with a patient whose diagnosis he can't quite pin down and when Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) denies him any assistance, he looks to Carla (Judy Reyes) and Turk (Donald Faison) to help him out. While Dr. Cox is busy not helping J.D., he takes the time to make amends with Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins). Neil Flynn also stars.